1 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,540 hoetinkhof79 2 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,970 If they're not black and blue, they're not gettin' through. 3 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:44,240 Time to send in the clown. 4 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,770 Let's clear a path. 5 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:12,900 Line me up. 6 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,610 Fuck, that was cool! 7 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:25,610 These cops can't drive for shit! Ha! 8 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,150 Uh, they're still alive! I noticed! The gun is jammed. 9 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,660 Take the wheel! 10 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,190 Watch your left. Swerve! 11 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:39,500 Stop backseat driving and fix that fucking thing. 12 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,600 I am! 13 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,370 Fixed! 14 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,310 Jell-O, Lawman! 15 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,080 Why do you always say "Jell-O" like that? 16 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,080 It means "good-bye." 17 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,340 What? No, it doesn't. 18 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,350 It's a dessert, you moron. 19 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,850 No, it's insider slang. 20 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,180 A dude said it after dinner before he-- 21 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,320 Oh, God damn it! 22 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,090 Behind! 23 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,900 Aw, I always knew you two would work things out, 24 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,770 and I love what you've done with the car. 25 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:20,200 Hey, thanks, man. 26 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,670 Love what you've done with your, uh, fire hair. 27 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:23,970 Looks really good. 28 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:26,110 Aw, I'm just trying something new. 29 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,340 Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone. 30 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,980 Beef? I got a whole butcher shop. 31 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,550 Stone is mine. Ta! 32 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,250 Bye! 33 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:40,690 Screw you, man! 34 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:42,560 Holy shit! 35 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:44,230 It's-I wanna say, uh, Blue? 36 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,330 No, it begins with "S." It's on the tip of my tongue. 37 00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:49,470 Stu! Stu! 38 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:50,900 Stu! 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,640 Haha, that's my guy! Oh, my God. Oh, shit! 40 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:13,260 Duck, duck, goose! 41 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:17,860 Oh! 42 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,060 You're welcome! 43 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,260 Fuck! 44 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,270 Come on, baby, come on, baby. 45 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:24,700 Follow me, follow me. 46 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,830 Oh, no, too close. 47 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:39,280 Here's your kiss from mama, baby! 48 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,520 No! 49 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:46,690 Oh, shit! 50 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:49,020 Now's your chance to skedaddle. 51 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,130 We can't leave you to fight this. 52 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,930 The fuck you can't. 53 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,400 I'm tired of y'all. You're bogarting my kills. 54 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,970 Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in. 55 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,800 Amber, you keep laying down that fire. 56 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,970 These chickens are flying the coop. 57 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:03,770 Thanks a lot. This next round's on us. 58 00:04:03,870 --> 00:04:06,780 Shit. Would someone kill this fucking truck? 59 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,710 You got it, sir! 60 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:10,450 Amber! 61 00:04:12,650 --> 00:04:14,550 Where do you think you're going, Stone? 62 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,520 You can't hide from me. 63 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:20,390 Ice cream? No, you scream. 64 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,430 No! No! Amber! 65 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:42,080 Why'd you do that? They were on our side! 66 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,680 There are no sides, Stubert! 67 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,850 Everybody burns! 68 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,990 Fuck this shit. 69 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:52,490 Gotcha! 70 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,960 Okay, Stubie, 71 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:00,530 now's your chance to show me your fangs. 72 00:05:00,630 --> 00:05:04,370 Pull the trigger, and put your doggy down. 73 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,200 Do it! 74 00:05:09,370 --> 00:05:10,940 Come on, do it! Do it! 75 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,910 Come on. 76 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,710 Come on, Stewie. You can do this. 77 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,920 Holy shit! Mike, let's go! 78 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,760 You saved my ass! 79 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:33,400 I-I think I skinned my wang. 80 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,400 Oh, don't talk about your wang, man. 81 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:36,800 I don't want to look at it, man. 82 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:41,240 Stubert! 83 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,310 You'll abide by the law, clown. 84 00:05:46,270 --> 00:05:48,440 Harold, take the wheel. 85 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:53,450 Get off my car! 86 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:58,420 You... took... everything... from... me! 87 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,920 What the fuck? 88 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,160 Hey! You're dripping eye blood on the hoo-- 89 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,460 Oh, fuck it. 90 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:18,240 Oh, shit! 91 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:20,110 Did I-- Did I kill him? 92 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,280 I don't know. You want to turn around and check for a pulse? 93 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,750 Let's get the hell outta here! 94 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,110 Let's go! Get outta here! Let's go! 95 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:35,590 Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it. 96 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,770 God, I'm so tired of running from Officer Dick Cheese. 97 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,270 Hang on. 98 00:06:46,370 --> 00:06:47,470 Thanks for the warning. 99 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:50,240 Whoa! 100 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:56,210 Oh, okay, we can play chicken. 101 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,120 Come on, fuckers! 102 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,790 Now! 103 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,190 Uh-oh. 104 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,850 John? 105 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:33,980 John! John! 106 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,620 Get outta there! 107 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,120 Well, oh, well. 108 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,360 It's just you and me again. 109 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,890 You know, when I was walking a beat in Topeka, 110 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,730 I used to see pieces of trash just like you. 111 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:52,430 They'd mock me, call me names, spit on me, 112 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,340 just because I was tryin' to keep the streets safe. 113 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,810 When the power grid blew, 114 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:02,440 all of those same fuckheads came to my door 115 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,250 wanting to be protected, 116 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,250 wanting to be safe, 117 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,550 but you know what they really wanted? 118 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,820 They just wanted to be kept in line. 119 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:23,030 What's so fuckin' funny? 120 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,570 You talk so much. 121 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,570 All this talk about rules and laws, 122 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,840 it's all bullshit. 123 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,940 You're just a sad, lonely man, 124 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,980 and you think you're in control. 125 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,890 I am in control. 126 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,390 No. 127 00:08:46,990 --> 00:08:49,830 You're just the one holdin' the gun. 128 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,430 Any last words? 129 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,370 Knock, knock. 130 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,870 Who's there? 131 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,130 I'm gonna give you a tough choice. 132 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,840 You can die slowly, or... 133 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:40,880 You can die fast. 134 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,180 You have a good day now, 135 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:45,210 motherfucker. 136 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:36,630 Oh! Oh! Oh! 137 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:42,640 Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again. 138 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,680 Oh, where's-- 139 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,730 I'm sorry. 140 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,030 Those fuckers are gonna pay. 141 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,510 Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me? 142 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,870 Bill got promoted. 143 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,980 You do not have clearance to approach. 144 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,250 Look, I know you're just trying to do your job, 145 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,310 but I have a life-changing opportunity that's going to expire 146 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:28,880 if I don't deliver this package in one minute and 17, 16, 15-- 147 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,390 You see where I'm going with this? 148 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,320 Yeah, that's not my problem. Uh, it will be 149 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:36,190 if Raven hears her delivery expired right outside her gate. 150 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,290 Holy shit. 151 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,100 Tell Raven the Milkman made it. 152 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,140 Let's go. 153 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,070 Open the gate! 154 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,780 You didn't tell me she was so hot. 155 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,090 Someone's had a busy ten days. 156 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:07,560 And I'm not the only one. 157 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,060 Hey, congratulations on the promotion, Bill! 158 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,190 She treatin' you well? Good pay? Good benefits? 159 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,260 Just give her the package, John. 160 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,400 Wow. Fuck you, Bill. 161 00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:21,840 How do we know she's actually going to pay up? 162 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,210 This is how Milkman deliveries work. 163 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,510 Only person who's making it weird right now is you. 164 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,360 Congratulations, John. 165 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,290 Welcome to New San Francisco. 166 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,070 Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man. 167 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,730 Bill, calm down. She's with me. 168 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:55,900 John, she's not allowed to enter. 169 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,440 Well, you wouldn't have it if it wasn't for her. 170 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:02,210 We had a deal, John, 171 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,050 you and me. 172 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,480 And she's with me. That's all you need to know. 173 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,960 If she can't go in, fine. I'm not goin' in either. 174 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:22,160 John, don't do this. 175 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,500 You wanted this your whole life, right? 176 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,040 Yeah, but-- 177 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,440 Then you need to go. 178 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,740 What are you doin'? 179 00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:39,180 I'm not gonna be the reason you don't go inside, 180 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,880 so you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy. 181 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,720 You got it? 182 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,890 Don't, John. 183 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,060 I mean it. 184 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,890 Quiet-- 185 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,530 Aah! 186 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,570 He needs medical attention. Get him inside. 187 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,540 Go on. 188 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:13,150 What? Quiet, no! Quiet! 189 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,180 Quiet! 190 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,520 Jell-O, John. 191 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,340 Stop, now! 192 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:39,440 Here. John usually makes this run, 193 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,010 but since he's retired... 194 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,950 What the hell am I supposed to do with this? 195 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,450 Deliver it. We need a new Milkman. 196 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,020 Hey! Hey! Hey! 197 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,960 That was for San Diego. 198 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,760 Fuck San Diego. 199 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,370 The Milkman has stabilized. 200 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:13,340 Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl-- 201 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,380 Couldn't you have let her in? 202 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,580 She complicates things. 203 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,520 Imagine what John went through, 204 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,790 driving halfway across the country, 205 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,390 all to deliver... 206 00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,260 this. 207 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,000 Yeah. 208 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,570 What do you think? 209 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,370 It's fine. I ordered pistachio. 210 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,540 Of course, they fucked up my order. 211 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,410 I meant about John. Oh. 212 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:50,010 He passed his test, and Calypso kept his end of the bargain. 213 00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:52,910 Mostly. Ugh! 214 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,820 Marshmallow. Bwah! 215 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,220 So it's time that we start prepping him for his new position? 216 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,260 Not yet, let him acclimate, 217 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,660 get a feel for the good life inside. 218 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,360 Then we'll talk about what comes next. 219 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,800 That's a nice dick. 220 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,740 All right, jerk-off, it's just me and you. 221 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,370 Now are we gonna work it out today, or not. 222 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280 Come on! 223 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,440 Yagh! 224 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,880 Oh, fuck! 225 00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,310 This-- 226 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,450 Fuck you, fuckin'... 227 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:04,690 Come on. 228 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,150 Why do you make me do this to you? 229 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,120 Don't be such a fuckin' asshole! 230 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,200 Fuckin' bike. 231 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,830 What? 232 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,410 Good morning, John. Hi. 233 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,620 Hey, what's up, John? 234 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,790 Hey, John. 235 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,750 Good morning, John. 236 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,010 Oh my God. I'm telling ya. 237 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,140 Look, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten was an owl. 238 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,140 No shit? Yeah! 239 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,340 Why? 240 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,650 I got the midnight munchies. 241 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,010 You know what I'm talkin' about! 242 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,820 You're such a badass, John. 243 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,890 Oh, god, you must have, like, killed so many people. 244 00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:15,190 Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah. 245 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,460 Yeah. Mmm. 246 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,190 Yeah. 247 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:19,930 But, like how many? 248 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,070 Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude. 249 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:26,930 He doesn't keep count! 250 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:29,170 Okay, like I said, you're a badass. 251 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,040 Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown! 252 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,780 This is so crazy. I think he had, like, bondage stuff, I don't know. 253 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,450 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of leather and sweat. 254 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,180 This guy! 255 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,220 Hi. 256 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,050 Hi. 257 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:49,020 Diane, right? 258 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,030 Yeah. Come in. 259 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:54,200 It's okay. I won't bite. 260 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:00,200 So, uh, I've never been set up on a thing like this before. 261 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,340 Oh. 262 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,740 But Chester told me you're a guard with him. 263 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,840 You don't remember me? 264 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,740 "You do not have clearance to approach." 265 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,980 Oh, shit! Bill's replacement! 266 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,650 Mm-hmm. I didn't even recognize you. 267 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:15,020 Well, must be the hair. 268 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:18,120 I didn't even see past the gun. 269 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,620 Let me get you a drink. 270 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,060 Do you like wine? 271 00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,030 Uh, toilet or sink? 272 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,560 How about red? 273 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,560 Yeah? 274 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:29,560 Okay. Okay. 275 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,870 Oh, that's the pizza. 276 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,740 Would you mind grabbing that? 277 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,240 Sure. 278 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,440 Hey, got a cheese pizza for you. 279 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,010 Wow. 280 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,780 I've never been on the other side of a delivery. 281 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,950 I'm supposed to give you something, right? 282 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,720 Here you go. 283 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,350 Bullets. 284 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,260 Would you prefer gasoline? 285 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,260 There is cash right there, dude. 286 00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,600 I hope that makes a warm fire for you. 287 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,170 And hey, thanks. 288 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,870 I really appreciate what you went through to get this here. 289 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,840 It's not a big deal, man. 290 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:21,150 So this is pizza. 291 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,750 You've never had pizza? 292 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,990 Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza? 293 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,390 No. 294 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,990 I'm honored to be here for your first time. 295 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:34,800 Thanks. 296 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,170 Good? 297 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,610 Uh-huh. 298 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,240 I know you're out there. 299 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,440 You don't know who you're messin' with. 300 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,380 If you're gonna kill me, do it quick, you goddamn vulture. 301 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,250 I'm not a vulture, you butt-munch. 302 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,950 And I don't want to kill you. 303 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,890 Your delivery. 304 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,590 I want half. 305 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,160 I heard of you. 306 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:38,760 You're the one who's been robbin' milkmen? 307 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:42,260 I've scratched my taint with twigs bigger than you. 308 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,000 You ain't gettin' shit! 309 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,680 Next one I throw, you'll be drivin' with your feet. 310 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,210 So, half! 311 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,410 Fine! It's in the back. 312 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,420 I hope you choke on it! 313 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,490 It's not for me, you jag-off. 314 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,020 The insiders have been runnin' this shit for far too long. 315 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,420 It's time somebody shared the wealth. 316 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,210 So tell me, 317 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,680 how is John adjusting? 318 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,450 He's doin' greet. 319 00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:39,620 Uh, we all get along. I-I mean I think me and the guys 320 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,790 would be friends with him whether or not we had to, right, fellas? 321 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:43,790 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 322 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:44,790 Mm-hmm. 323 00:22:44,890 --> 00:22:45,930 And Diane? 324 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,430 She-she set him up well. 325 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,600 She's pushing for a second date. 326 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:50,830 Good. 327 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:53,440 Make sure that happens. 328 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,740 I want John to be happy. 329 00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:00,010 And because I want it, you should want that, too. 330 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,940 John is happy. 331 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,710 I mean, he'll-- He'll be ready to drive for you any day now. 332 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,310 Raven. 333 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:08,550 Just got word that John Doe's only two blocks away. 334 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,230 Right? Yeah! 335 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,300 John! You wanna join us for a beer? 336 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,970 No thanks, Chester. 337 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,200 I'm leavin'. 338 00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:37,810 I even heard things are going swimmingly with Diane. 339 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,550 How do you know about Diane? 340 00:23:39,650 --> 00:23:42,150 It's my job to know everything. 341 00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,590 The only thing I don't know 342 00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,360 is what else I could possibly give you. 343 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:52,190 Something you can't give me. 344 00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:54,200 The girl? 345 00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,800 John, you're seriously gonna give all of this up 346 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:02,300 for some chick you knew for 10 days? 347 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,400 I've had colds last longer. 348 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,240 Her name's Quiet. 349 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,210 No way that's her real name. 350 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,510 You do know her real name, don't you? 351 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,250 Also, didn't she shoot you? 352 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,850 Yeah, that happened. 353 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:18,890 John, that doesn't sound healthy. 354 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,220 Okay, look, if that's really how you feel, 355 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:22,960 I will escort you to the gate myself. 356 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,530 We just have to make one quick stop first. 357 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,290 Come on. 358 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:33,940 What the fuck is wrong with you now? 359 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,200 It finally happened. 360 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,170 I'm talking to a car. 361 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,580 I know something didn't die in you. 362 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,280 Last time that happened, you smelled like burnt baby raccoon. 363 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,050 Thank you, by the way. That was delicious. 364 00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:47,780 Maybe something shifted 365 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,550 when I slammed into that Milkman the other week? 366 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:54,320 Oh, my God, now I'm fucking asking the car a God damn question. 367 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,220 That's great. That's really great. 368 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,890 That's super healthy. 369 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,030 Why won't you work, you rusted piece of shit? 370 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:09,900 I'm very sorry. 371 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,670 Um, that was very rude. 372 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,340 You did not deserve that. It's not your fault that you're rusted. 373 00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,240 It's just, we've been together a month, 374 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:19,680 and I have no clue how you work. 375 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:21,480 Oil goes in your mouth, and fuel goes up your butt. 376 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:25,390 Everything in the middle makes no sense. 377 00:25:27,390 --> 00:25:30,930 I guess I just keep trying pieces until I find one that-- 378 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:34,460 You just try different pieces 'til you find the one that fits. 379 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,000 Fits. 380 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,430 You better not be fuckin' with me. 381 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,310 Aah! Holy shit! I did it! 382 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:51,350 I fucking did it! 383 00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,720 What the fuck did I do? 384 00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:57,920 Where are you taking me? 385 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,620 Here. 386 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,290 Nice house. 387 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:02,620 I'm glad you think so. 388 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,190 It's yours. 389 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:08,630 You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here? 390 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,970 Pass. No, John. 391 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:13,030 This is yours. 392 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,170 This is where you grew up. 393 00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:21,980 Wait. 394 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:33,690 I lived here? 395 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,760 You've got mail. 396 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:42,660 When I first heard of John Doe the Milkman, I did a little digging, 397 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:45,300 and when I learned that you had roots here, 398 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,830 I dug some more. 399 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:49,100 I'm sure you'll have lots of questions, 400 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,540 and if you stay, you'll get answers. 401 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,310 I don't know what name I was born with or who I am really. 402 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,780 I'm so proud of you. 403 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,290 Merry Christmas! 404 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,700 May I have this dance? 405 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,800 Son, you'll give me a smile, right? 406 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,700 Yes. 407 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,750 Drive! 408 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,730 It's just like I promised you. 409 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,200 I brought you home. 410 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:01,380 This isn't my home. 411 00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:04,450 It's his, 412 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,080 whatever his name is. 413 00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,420 This isn't me anymore. 414 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,020 I found my home out there with Quiet. 415 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,620 Hmm. 416 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,930 Wow, I never took you for such a romantic, 417 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,530 but if that's your decision... 418 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,860 This isn't normally how I like to do things, 419 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,270 but, hey, I'm flexible. 420 00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,040 I have a job for you. 421 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,240 I'm not gonna be your Milkman. 422 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,410 Milkman? 423 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,680 No, those days for you are long gone, 424 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,510 but you're still a driver. 425 00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:39,950 Best I've ever seen. 426 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:43,020 You proved that to me when you made my little run. 427 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,990 See, you passed the test, John, 428 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,350 and now I need your skills. 429 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,130 There's gonna be a tournament, 430 00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:53,530 the first of its kind 431 00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:57,000 where the best drivers from all across the country, 432 00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:00,940 from all walks of life, are gonna be invited to compete. 433 00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:04,140 See, the tournament only has one rule. 434 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,610 Survive. 435 00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:11,180 And you better believe who you face won't play fair. 436 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,220 This is where you come in, John. 437 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,490 You are my horse, and I need you to win, 438 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,090 because Calypso is offering quite a prize. 439 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,960 The winner gets their heart's desire, 440 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,590 their greatest wish come true. 441 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,730 You're gonna help me win, John, 442 00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,830 and you're gonna do it by getting behind the wheel 443 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,270 and turning every car and contestant that crosses your path 444 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:38,840 into nothing but a flaming pile of twisted metal. 445 00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:41,080 You will drive, John Doe, 446 00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:43,680 and you will win. 447 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,050 Okay. 448 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,520 Where to next? 449 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,480 Hey, girl. 450 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,880 I've been dying to talk to you. 451 00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:25,190 I heard you know my brother. 452 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,490 He goes by John. 453 00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:18,040 I told you we'd find it, and we did. 454 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:20,410 Shangri-fuckin'-la. 455 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,740 We got everything we need. 456 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,180 Ladies, liquor, and long dogs. 457 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,780 This is Strawberry. 458 00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:31,820 She's a doctor and a lawyer. 459 00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,220 I met her in a strip club. 460 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,690 Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra. 461 00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:37,720 She, uh, specializes in French cuisine. 462 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,790 Ooh-la-la. She, uh, 463 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,230 is also a stripper. 464 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,660 I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim. 465 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,000 What do you guys think? 466 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,100 No, she'll sink right to the bottom. 467 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,270 I've tried before. 468 00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:46,300 Good evening. 469 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,300 Holy shit! 470 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,140 Actually, I have a better idea. 471 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,320 Oh, no! Mike! Aah!